Reciting Tears for Fears is normal, right?

  • A: Well, if you need help just shout.
  • R: Shout, let it all out?
  • E: But these are the things I can do with out.

Your Majesty, I’m here to plead for a stay of execution until such time as I can prove his innocence. I know Porthos. He did not do this.

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Constance Week » day one

favourite line, episode or scene

"Why should men have all the fun? Why do women have to be dignified and ladylike?"

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John Mulaney

—The Salt and Pepper Diner


I’m absolutely certain this has been posted several hundred times already, but it should never be forgotten. 

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